misslizzers (misslizzers) wrote,

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Public Service Announcement

The other day I was driving along Centre Street which was bustling as usual with traffic. What did I spy but the MammoWagon parked alongside me.

In my humble opinion, getting your mammogram done in an RV makes about as much sense as getting lasic eye surgery done in a rowboat. For those of you unfamiliar with the procedure, you stand up and stick one precious mammary at a time into a machine that squeezes it into something roughly the size and shape of a racquetball racquet, wait an ungodly amount of time for the machine to do its business, then repeat on the other side. All I'm saying is, if a box truck picks the wrong time to rear end your wagon, you're going to have the world's quickest mastectomy.
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