misslizzers (misslizzers) wrote,
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misslizzers

We were like totally freedom kissing all night.

Guess what? My goddamn college diner has changed their menu to FREEDOM FRIES. I almost walked out. Instead, I started taking it out on the waiter, who, luckily for him, said it was tacky. I'm like, dude, it's beyond tacky. It's offensive. I should have said it in a French accent and asked to speak to the manager.

A) If Americans think they can hurt the French by renaming something that was never French to begin with to something lame-ass-retarded, they've just further humiliated themselves. Besides, they're still gorging themselves with brie, I mean Bourgeois Cheese.

B) The fact that Americans see it as their patriotic duty to hurt the French injures me, especially when they're so ignorant. France has been our ally since we were us! Without them we'd be riding around in lorries and taking the lift. And Bush would be Blair's bitch instead.

C) FREEDOM fries??? As in, the freedom to have a differing opinion from our government without having them pretend you never existed? Aaaaaack! There is not a typable sound to express my outrage.
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